Dumb/Silly Things You Did For the Heck of It

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Also known as D./S.T.Y.D.F.H.I.

Have you ever done something ridiculous, silly, or just plain dumb out of sheer boredom or something like that? Share your story here!

Here, I'll start:

Once upon a time when I was really bored at 3:00 AM at night I decided I was going to go on Omegle and do some Role-Playing. By that, I mean I went on Omegle pretending to be everyone's favorite Professional Mother****a Gary Oak. This is a result of this:

Number #1

(Warning: Strong Language ahead. Don't worry though; I stopped it before it went anywhere too sexual.)

SPOILER: Click to show

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!


Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)


You: Sup


Stranger: Heyy


You: So...how you doin'?


Stranger: Pretty good, asl?


You: 10, Male, Pallet Town


Stranger: Pallet town? Where is that


You: In Kanto.


Stranger: Where is kanto?


Stranger: What state?


You: You don't know where Kanto is? Where you from, Unova?


Stranger: Yess, anyways got a name?


You: Yeah, Gary M. Oak


Stranger: That's a cute name


Stranger: My name it Brittany


You: Cool.


Stranger: I'm 17. But do you want to know something?


You: Sure.


Stranger: I'm really horny Gary...


You: Gary likes the horny ones.


Stranger: I'm a very naughty girl


You: They just can't ignore his girth


Stranger: An it seems like your a naughty 10 year old. So lets be mighty together


Stranger: And*


You: Oh I'm sure you are. You know, I have my own cheerleading team. Want to join? Admission is easy.


Stranger: Sure what do I have to do. I'll do anything for my naughty Gary


Stranger:


You: Just be good at cheering and have approval by the Great Pokémon Master Gary Motherfucking Oak.


Stranger: Ok. I love to get approval for anything


You: You can be with my other girls cheering me on at the Indigo League


Stranger: Can I have permission to make you horny


You: I'm going to whoop that punk Ash and his Pikachu too


You: Maybe. If you can handle my girth.


You: One time, I forgot to turn my girth off


You: The next morning I woke up covered in bitches


Stranger: Oh, my!


Stranger: That doesn't seem sanitary


You: I'm not sure a pretty young thing like you could handle it


You: Oh, it's sanitary. And awe inspiring too.


Stranger: Oh, no I can handle it. Please Gary


Stranger: Give this naughty girl a chance


Stranger:


You: I'm sorry, it's too much of a risk. Gary knows all too well the dangers of his girth.


You: This is for the best Brittney!


You have disconnected.

I personal favorite part of it is when I spelled her name wrong in the end. Personally, I think that's just fitting for Gary.

Number #2

(This one is bit more sexual, still nothing too major.)

SPOILER: Click to show

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!


Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)


You: Sup


Stranger: there you are


Stranger: 25f


You: 10, male


You: On Route 1 right now pwning some Pidgeys


Stranger: nice first day im using Omegle, your first time too?


You: Nah, I've done it before.


You: Nice way to release my inner girth


Stranger: i noticed alot of hornny people r here lol u oone of them?


You: The woman cannot ignore my girth


You: *women


Stranger: is your cock huge?


You: Yeah, I have a Blaziken that's pretty large.


You: His name's Rodney.


Stranger: i have a tight hole u wana bang it?


You: Sure, Wynaut!


You: Go, Electrode!


Stranger: skype me if u want babe


You: Use Explosion!


Stranger: i rarely ever give out my skyppe info so please dont make me regret it ok?


You: KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!


Stranger: my skype id is Honey_uninflected7


You: My Skype name is:


You: Smell ya later!


You have disconnected.

Rodney could beat Ash's Pikachu's yellow behind any of the day of the week, by the way.
I don't think she'll regret giving me her Skype at all.

...Man, I'm really immature sometimes.

Number #3

SPOILER: Click to show

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!


Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)


You: Sup


Stranger: Penid


Stranger: Penis


You: Great.


Stranger: Me love you long time


Stranger: Yes?


You: Perhaps; if you can handle my girth.


Stranger: You sick fuck


You: YOU CANNOT IGNORE MY GIRTH


Stranger: Just ignored it bitch


You: I'M GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK


You: POKEMON MASTER


Stranger: You think I give a shit???


You: TAKE IT BITCH TAKE IT


Stranger: I'm chuck fuckin Norris mother fucker


You: You ain't got shit on me Chuck!


You: I'm off to go me awesome somewhere else now


Stranger: Bitch I will tear you a new ass hole


Stranger has disconnected.

No one can ignore my girth, not even Chuck Norris.

Some other less successful attempts:

Number #1

SPOILER: Click to show

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!


Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)


Stranger: Hii


You: Sup


Stranger: Asl


You: 10, Male, Pallet Town


Stranger: 14 f ur mom town


Stranger has disconnected.

Gary Oak is not amused.

Number #2

SPOILER: Click to show

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!


Stranger: hi


You: Sup


Stranger: means


You: Means what?


Stranger: sup means wat


You: I thought it was short for "What's up?"


Stranger: k


Stranger: ur name


You: Gary


Stranger: from where?


You: Pallet Town


Stranger: which country?


You: Kanto


Stranger: nice


You: Sure is.


Stranger: r u male r female


You: Male. What parents name their daughter Gary?


You: A girl's name is something like Daisy, my sister's name.


Stranger: sory we r confused.


You: We?


Stranger: three of us


You: Oh, cool.


Stranger: wats up


You: Nothing much. Just beat up some Pidgeys back on Route 1.


Stranger: cool!


You: You'd think they'd learn not to mess with me by now


Stranger: nice to talk to u.


You: Same here.


Stranger has disconnected.

I would consider this one successful, but nothing really happens in this one.

Number #3

SPOILER: Click to show

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!


You: Sup


Stranger: na,me';.


You: Gary


Stranger: sup


You: Hey


Stranger: nice


Stranger: m or f?


You: Male


Stranger has disconnected.

Wasn't my name a good enough indicator that I was a guy?

Number #4

SPOILER: Click to show

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!


You: Sup


Stranger: hey


Stranger: age?


You: 10


Stranger: m/f


You: Male


Stranger has disconnected.

I like this one because the person didn't leave when I said I was 10, and stayed until he found out I was male.

Number #5

SPOILER: Click to show

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!


You: Sup


Stranger: als


You: 10, Male, Pallet Town


Stranger: k


Stranger: f


Stranger: 18


You: So, what's your favorite Pokémon? Mine's Eevee.


Stranger: bord


You: Me too. No one can even rival my skills in this town


Stranger: sme


You: My girth is being wasted here


Stranger: i usd vigara


Stranger:


You: Good for you?


Stranger: hmmm


Stranger: u nt usd


You: What Country you from?


Stranger: dehli


You: Dehli ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in Dehli?


Stranger: wty?4


You: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?


Stranger: ys


Stranger: yr r u from


You: Then you know what I'm sayin'?


Stranger: ys i knew?


You: What does Marcellis Wallace look like?


Stranger: sexo.


Stranger: attom


You: ...I give up.


You: Smell ya later!


You have disconnected.

This started out promising until I realized I was so unaware as to what that person was saying that it turned into a big Pulp Fiction reference.

BONUS!:

SPOILER: Click to show

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!


You: Sup


Stranger: ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!


You: What? Did my girth give you a heart attack?


Stranger: i hate it when people say sup


Stranger: or how are you


Stranger: or asl


You: Oh, poor you. Want me to play a song on the world's smallest violin?


You: *rubs fingers together*


Stranger: hahaha


You: Gary Oak in da house, having fun messing with those "asl" people


You: They cannot ignore my girth


Stranger: hahaha


Stranger: sorry about before ....its not so polite


You: Nah, it's fine


You: I'm sure after awhile it gets pretty tiring


Stranger: yeh


You: I'm just doing it to "fit in"


Stranger: hahaha .i get it


You: It's always funny when I tell people I'm ten years old and then they try to do sexual roleplay anyway


Stranger: wow


Stranger: really ?


You: I know, right? Omegle is full of some fucked up people.


Stranger: totally


You: At least I know there's one other sane person out there


Stranger: who ?


You: You, silly.


Stranger: ah


Stranger: hahaha


Stranger: yeh me


You: Anyway, nice talkin' to you. Off to go troll some other crazy people


Stranger: hahaha .you too ....bye .have fun !


You: You too


You: Smell ya later!


You have disconnected.

I actually meet another sane person on Omegle. Who would've thunk it?


And thus ends my epic trolling adventures on Omegle...for now. Got any stories yourself? Share them here!

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I used to live with a buddy of mine for awhile. One day woke up restless at six am.. so being the genius i am i go peek in on him. Sadly he is asleep and im too sheepish to wake him and still a little out of it. Bored i decide to sit on the floor at the side of his bed chin comfortably resting on the edge staring blankly at him. Yes... completw creeper.

Two minutes later he rolls to face me having just stirred awake. The first sight being my creepy head on the edge of the bed his reaction is quite immideate. Before having finished his roll he lets out a loud shriek and turna the other direction, kissing the wall with a noisy thump before swearing. Somehow i remain completely straight faced for about another... two seconds before we die of laughter...

True story...

[Darwin Daugherty]

I was bored one night and was looking on youtube for some funny videos. Saw a video on the side called the Pokemon White hand. Thought it was a video for Super Smash Brothers where pikachu was fighting the glove. Thus it took me to creepypasta which I watched 5 hours of in the dark room at night. I haven't slept without some light in my room since. And I keep hearing "Go to sleep" behind me when I sleep

[Peter Pan]

I like to put my feet in my friends' faces. We're adults.