Post by Simon Petrikov on Nov 7, 2013 6:33:46 GMT
So, this was his hotel room. It was kind of weird, considering it looked like a house, but Ice King wasn’t going to be too judgmental. After all, the staff seemed pretty nice here and he was pretty sure that most of them actually listened to him, rather than just pretending. It seemed unlikely that they would start to mess with his head now, although his best Frenemies, Finn and Jake, would do something just like this. Ice King still couldn’t open a tin of peanut brittle without thinking plastic snakes would attack him. But looking at the little plate next to the door showed a name, ‘Simon’, which was what the staff called him for some reason. He guessed it was like a code name or something. In any case, the key that had been given to him worked just fine, and the Ice King entered the house, peeking his head in at first, and then slowly tip-toeing his way in.
In every way, the hotel-suite-house-place seemed normal enough, very simple and tasteful. The wizard’s eyes still looked about everywhere, a bit of a vacant expression on his face. In fact, Ice King was so absorbed that he didn’t even notice one of the sleeves of his long, flowing robe brushing along a crystal vase set on an end table. It wasn’t until there was a loud CRASH that the older gentleman came back to reality, and he noticed the splinters of crystal and ruined roses scattered across the carpet. He pulled a face of embarrassment for a split second before shrugging, ”Ah, well. The maids’ll get it eventually.” In the meantime, Ice King felt his stomach tense with hunger. He hadn’t had anything to eat except the few marshmallows Marcelline had assaulted his head with, and he stumbled about the different rooms for a moment before finally reaching the kitchen. ”Oooh! Nice steel appliances.” He thought aloud as he opened the fridge, and began to survey its contents. A sandwich wrapped up in saran wrap caught his eye and he pounced on it, unwrapping it halfway and began to chow down, continuing to study what he so delusionally thought was his hotel room.
In every way, the hotel-suite-house-place seemed normal enough, very simple and tasteful. The wizard’s eyes still looked about everywhere, a bit of a vacant expression on his face. In fact, Ice King was so absorbed that he didn’t even notice one of the sleeves of his long, flowing robe brushing along a crystal vase set on an end table. It wasn’t until there was a loud CRASH that the older gentleman came back to reality, and he noticed the splinters of crystal and ruined roses scattered across the carpet. He pulled a face of embarrassment for a split second before shrugging, ”Ah, well. The maids’ll get it eventually.” In the meantime, Ice King felt his stomach tense with hunger. He hadn’t had anything to eat except the few marshmallows Marcelline had assaulted his head with, and he stumbled about the different rooms for a moment before finally reaching the kitchen. ”Oooh! Nice steel appliances.” He thought aloud as he opened the fridge, and began to survey its contents. A sandwich wrapped up in saran wrap caught his eye and he pounced on it, unwrapping it halfway and began to chow down, continuing to study what he so delusionally thought was his hotel room.